Saturday, August 2, 2008,12:05 AM
15 Fun Things to do at Other's Expense
When the class blog is dead, Luke digs up something from his blog and posts it up here...
15 Fun Things to do at Other's Expense!
1) Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
2) Practice making fax and modem noises.
3) Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
4) Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
5) Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
6) Adjust the background color on your email so that all your email correspondence is in green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
7) Staple papers in the middle of the page.
8) Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
9) If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
10) Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
11) Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
12) Ask people what gender they are.
13) Sing along at the opera.
14) Advertise your teacher's handphone number on public walls as a prostitute.
15) Pretend to be a "member of the public" and send false complains of student misconduct at public areas to GESS and hear your letter being read out by Mr Koong the next morning.
Disclaimer: I did not send any false complaints. (yet)
